We know you're an undergrad when...

• You wear a "Michigan Greek Life" t-shirt
• You're wearing a sweatshirt with Greek letters
• You check to see if there's any pizza left
• You have graphs and a calculator
• Your voice still cracks
• You come into the room and appear amazed at its beauty (we already did that weeks ago)
• You're still trying to find the bathroom
• You're constantly going back and forth between here and the Reading Room.

GTFO

Expect Respect

Just because you are out of the Reading Room, it doesn't give you license to laugh like a hyena. And no, the pizza is not for you (btw, all of it was eaten like 7 hours ago anyway). I hope to high heavens that the pizza wasn't roofied either--why on earth would you think it was?

Now they're giving tours to their buddies

It's one thing to come in here from the Reading Room to go to the bathroom or get a drink of water...but it's another to come in here just to show your undergrad pals that you can get in. And please do not use this place as an alternative for having to go outside to use your cellphone or have a loud conversation.

OMG Stop talking about that frat party

We don't care how great that dance floor was or how much booze they had. If you're gonna be in our space, then keep the chatter at a minimum.